TORBALI PRIVATE GLOBAL EDUCATION APPROACH MIDDLE SCHOOL
MİSKET KÖKSAL
FIRST TEAM
SCOALA GIMNAZIALA MAGURA
IOANA ZAHARİOİU
Get married!
Doctor Well-being, is there any medicine for long life?
No, but it will avoid such thoughts.
Will it help to live a long life?
I have some bad news and very bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Tell me the bad news first.
Your lab report came and it said you have only 24 hours to live.
What the hell? Nothing could be worse than this news. So what is the very bad news?
I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday..!
?!?!?!
Can you diagnose my illness?
Your eyesight seems to be poor.
HAZNEDAR ABDİ İPEKÇİ SECONDARY SCHOOL
FATMA UYAR
SECOND TEAM
SCOLA GİMNAZİALE SAVA POPOVİCİ
CARMEN OLTEANU
How did you come to that conclusion?
Even you couldn’t read the front board sign. This is a Veterinary hospital.
Doctor, I have a cold in my eyes for last few days
: What?? Cold in the eye??
Yes Doctor. Like running nose, it’s running eye.
Oh.. I got the point. Don’t wear your COOLING glass anymore.
A, B or C?
I would like some vitamins for our little boy.
C because I like candies!
Come to me
litle baby...
Come to me please.
O my God, adult people...undecided as always.
Is this her first child?
John contacts a doctor over the phone.
My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart
DERELER SECONDARY SCHOOL
YASEMİN BARIK
THIRD TEAM
DERELER SECONDARY SCHOOL
YASEMİN BARIK
THIRD TEAM
LTD SCHOOL N1
SALOME ASATİANİ
No.. you idiot, this is her husband..!
???
I have an imaginary friend. He behaves as if he was a dog. He barks angrily and bites me. Am I mentally ill, doc.?
No. You are pretty normal, but your imaginary friend has some problems.
Doctor, doctor. I am not feeling well.
Go to the window and stick out your tongue.
Will that help you to understand what's wrong with me?
No, not all, I just don't like the woman who lives across the road.
Doctor I have a problem, I keep losing my temper with people
Alright, don’t worry. Tell me about your problem?
An Irishman goes to the Doctor who after examining him says:
So you have some problems, but if you take these tablets and I think you'll be OK.
Do I have to take them every day?
No, replies the doctor, take one on Monday, skip Tuesday, take one on Wednesday, skip Thursday and go on like this.
Two weeks later the doctor is walking down the street and he sees the patient's wife. "Hello, Mrs. Murphy," he says, "how is your husband?"
"Oh, he died of a heart attack", says Mrs. Murphy.
"Oh, the tablets were fine", says Mrs. Murphy, "It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!"
"I'm very sorry to hear that," says the doctor, "I thought if he took those tablets he would be all right"
BİGA ANATOLIAN İMAM HATİP HIGHSCHOOL
FATMA GÜNEŞ
FOURTH TEAM
LPL AVTANDİL DEKANOİDZE KUTAİSİ N32
PUBLIC SCHOOL
RUSUDAN KARKADZE
???
I just said, you stupid .
Sure, Of course!
Will I be able to play the piano after this operation?
?????
That's awesome because I couldn't before.
When is the worst time to have a heart attack?
During a game of charades!
Every day I give a rose to her
A Doctor and an Engineer love the same girl.
But, every day I give an apple to her
ÇAMALAN ŞEHİT BURHAN YILDIRIM
SECONDARY SCHOOL
İMREN SAYGI
FIFTH TEAM
DNİPROVSKE SCHOOL
DİANA GETTE
An apple a day keeps a doctor away.
Why you give an apple to her?
?!?!
how do you feel?
I have cough for 3 days.
I won't take it. Because I don't want to go to school.
you should take syrup and have a rest then you can go to school.
Doctor, how much you charge for a plastic surgery?
It’s about $10,000 .
GÜLTER OSMAN PONNER SECONDARY SCHOOL
HİLAL KIZANLIKLI
SIXTH TEAM
IP GİMNAZİUL NR2
DORİNA VACARİ
Alright, so how much it will be if I give some plastics?
??!??
Doctor, is it true that I have measles?
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TORBALI PRIVATE GLOBAL EDUCATION APPROACH MIDDLE SCHOOL
MİSKET KÖKSAL
FIRST TEAM
SCOALA GIMNAZIALA MAGURA
IOANA ZAHARİOİU
Get married!
Doctor Well-being, is there any medicine for long life?
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