So one time Doofenshmirtz was being all evil like and stuff, when Forky came in and then he was all like "Ah, Perry the platypus" But then he was like, "hey your not Perry!" and Forky was just all like "no. no I'm not." and Doofenshmirtz was all like, "ok lets fight then!" and then Forky said "no thanks. Bye" and Doofenshmirtz was like, "why?" and Forky was like "Just pretending! did I fool you?" and Doofenshmirtz was all like: "yea you did" and was like "ok so lets fight"

So, Doofenshmirtz kicked Forky in the face when no one was looking. And then Forky blocked it with his powers of scooping, pants, and moolakta. "finally a worthy opponent" Doofenshmirtz said 

So then they like, started arm wrestling or something? I have no idea. But yeah it was happinin. So like Forky stared really hard into Doofenshmertz's eyes. and Doof lost, but Forky won so yeah.

Now they where boxing and stuff, and Forky did an uppercut to Doof. Doof was all like, "wow man, what's up with you?" and that caught Forky off guard, so Doof punched him in the face. It was all like, 1...2...3... FORKY IS OUT!!!