WARNING:THIS BOOK IS VERY CRAZY AND WEIRD, AND I ONLY SPENT TWO MINUTES ON IT.

There once was a scary monster, who terrified the ugly, baby bears.

So the king took some random owls and asked them what to do.

The tall one said: ''we should make a sacrilegious offering to the monster, dude.'' The king replied, ''Sure''  

The monster ate the small dwarf  without complainant.

The dwarf was radioactive and it made the monster grow horns and more eyes for some unknown reason.

He was still verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry hungry.

There was a dude who had lice, and he thought that he had superpowers.

You're a lunatic!!

Soon the mutant monster was back! The dude who had lice said that he could fight the monster, and he did.

The serious one

The one who just wants to save the food

The positive one

The smart one

Meanwhile, the ugly, baby bears who did not think that the dude who had lice could do anything to stop the monster, so they trained archers.