Now that you've opened !!!!!!!THE BOOK!!!!!!! you might guess where we are at. Maybe not. Oh well.

    We are at Mr. Spencer's secret headquarters of Secrets. What is so secret of this place? You are going to find out soon.

    Do you want to find out right now? Skip to page six. If not, you can go on reading a preview of the author's next book, UNKNOWN UNKNOWN.

COMING OUT SOON...

NURSERY RHYME. WRITTEN BY: UNKNOWN UNKNOWN.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon...

My bonnet swims into the ocean, my bonnet swims under the sea...

At Mr. Spencer's headquarters, we have to work very hard. We are currently trying to figure out what the seven thunders told to John in the Revelation. But that remains a mystery.

    If you want to remain here, you must become a secret agent. Turn to page eight. If you refuse, then you must leave. Turn to page 10.

FOR BOYS: I am presenting you the name Caspian. The name Caspian is a boy's name meaning "white".

FOR GIRLS: I am presenting the name Bluebell. The bluebell is also seen as a sign of gratitude, and so this meaning could be affixed to the name.

Go to page 13.

I am so delighted that you decided to stay!

Now you need a secret name. If you like being an adventurer and playing outside all day, go to page seven. If you like to stay inside and be cozy, go to page nine. If you are both, go to page 12.

FOR GIRLS: I am presenting the name Hattie. Derived from the name Harriet, Hattie is a common nickname and first name, meaning “home or estate ruler.” 

FOR BOYS: I am presenting the name Henry. An old German name that means “house ruler.”

Go to page 13.

Well, since you know about Mr. Spencer's secret headquarters of secrets, before you leave, we must brainwash you.