Chapter 1 

Baseball

hey, my name is Jesse Cooper. I'm the world's best baseball player in the world. so I'll tell you my story on how I got here. I was a baby, and my dad was a world-famous baseball batter my dad's name is Thomas. I went to all my dad's baseball games for FREE. I was lucky but I was a baby so I didn't care about baseball. my dad is really good. oh, my dad is beating. oh no my dad is beating against Jack the Ripper. if you get on his nerves you wish you were not playing this game. let's see if my dad hits the ball. the radio. and for the pitch. woosh. radio. man, that was fast that went...112 mph 

and for the second pitch .woosh. strike two. and the last pitch. bang .radio. It's a pop fly but I can't see it oh it's heading down to the pitcher oh wow it's going down fast and the pitcher can't see it and .bam. he caught it he caught the ball. crowd boo boo boo. thomas is better than you Jack the Ripper. Thomas's friend Luke. you ok? thomas. yeah... I think just got to me. Luke yeah bro that happens to me too that's why I never want to bat. umpire. Luke your up to bat. Luke. ahh. thomas. good luck Luke. Luke thanks you too. Thomas. haa the dugout to me... lonely hmm... what to do what to do.

Chapter 2 

    about me

[Jesse Cooper]

so when I was old enough to play baseball I was surrounded by NOSE PICKING BUTT SCRACHING TODDLERS. it was disgusting even at my age the place was covered in germs.  anyway, I was the best at baseball because my dad is a world-champion baseball player. their parents probably just put their toddlers outside to get them of their tablets and games NOT ME. So I was kind of good at baseball well tee ball but the toddlers I never told you their names their names are hehe Gilbert hehe Fluddert hehe meter and matter those are very weird names. there aren't a lot of toddlers in this base tee ball fild

I've hit so many home runs but nobody went for the ball. this is disappointing because I don't hit the ball hard I get a home run. actually, every ball I hit is a home run this year is relly bad I hope next year is better but this year is still not over this is gonna be a sad year I'll show you a picture.                                                                                    this is just sad.

This is me

I'm bored

maby pink your nose or scratch your butt

   16 YEARS

      LATER

WELL, I JUST FINISHED COLLEGE BASEBALL AND I'M GOING TO THE MINER LEAGUES IT'S EXCITING SO MY FIRST GAME IS AGAINST THE CANNON BALLERS THERE IS A GOOD TEAM BUT I THINK WE ARE A GREAT TEAM SO LET'S BATTLE I'M FIRST AT BAT... WOOH THE PRESSURE  IS ON.WOOSH.UMPIER. STRIKE ONE.JESSE. ALRIGHT, THAT'S A LITTLE FASTER THEN COLLEGE.WOOSH.UMPIER. STRIKE TWO. JESSE ALRIGHT I.. CAN...HIT...This...I...CAN...HIT...This..I..CAN..HIT..This..I..CAN..HIT..THIS.I.CAN.HIT.THIS.i.can.hit. this I CAN HIT THIS!!! BANG! radio. ok jesses first appearance in Little League and hit a foul wait that might hit the foul ball pole that might hit the HE FOUL BALL POLE... AND HE HITS IT THE FIRST TIME IN MINER LEAGUE AND HE HITS A HOME RUN AHHHH WOOOOWHHA wow first time in history that somewan hits a home run on there first time in the Miner League. wow that's inpresove