"The Police Dog"

Quite frankly....this story rekindled my LOVE for childrens books. when I was younger I was working on a story about a young doctor who becomes a vampire (he's nice though :) ) and using this vampire technology that he discovers that makes him into a vampire he ends up fighting off an EVIL man spider. Mykael Morbius was young and lovely but the man spider wouldn't let me try to cure my vampirism. So what did he do. He traveled to Portugal which is known for it's main exports: Carts, Petroliums, and leather footwear :) I have a few pairs at home. Don't tell my wife otherwise she'll get jealous and ask for a pair or two herself. My feet are too big...Sometimes I wonder why god made me this way and then I remembered the time I was in italy. It was grape harvesting season and there weren't enough volunteers to stomp the grapes. "Youuuuu!" the little bronze italian man said. "freak with big feet!" I knew he meant me. So like mario crushing a turtle I got to hoping and th

Cool story.

Great story

Cool story.