Friday

"UUUUUUUHHHHHHHGGGGGGAAAAAAA!!!!!" "Do I really have toooo?" "Yes, you do. Come on, How bad could it be?" "VERY BAD! I have test week to study for, AND I have to tutor my friend Weston for math. It's my extra credit Homework assignment, because I'm the best in my grade. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!" "NO Honey! You have to teach your cousin how to read. PLUS since you are the best in your grade you should teach him how to read, write and do math. If you do that AND ace all your classes, I'll reward you with that Creepout 460 that you wanted." "I have to do all of that?" "Yes you do! PLUS you said it was the most

popular game for creepers your age." "Fine mom! I'll teach my cousin." *Hangs up* "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" I have to teach my cousin how to read, write, and do math. I don't even know what kind of math she wants me to teach him! UGH! Mom is soooooooooo annoying! 

Oh! and you also have to teach him history and science and art. oh! and also...he's coming in 15 minutes. K byeeeee   - MOM

"AAAAARRRRRRUUUUUUUGGGGHHHAAAAA!" That annoying little rat is coming over in 15 minutes and I have to be his teacher for the whole week. AND he's sleeping in MY bed in MY room in MY house during test week for MY school in MY grade and he's going to take up all MY free time. "UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAEEEEGGGGAAA!!!"

Life is so- DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG!!!! UGH he's here well... here goes my sanity. "cousi! Hewo cousi. Arw you wetty to teach me?" "Hi rat jj" I said in the most annoyed sounding tone I could think of. JJ is like a baby zombie, an annoying ankle biter. And he's even more annoying when he's in my room.

He's four years old and he is LITERALLY the definition of annoying! I know you might think I'm over reacting but I'm not! Just look at our family photos.

And this is what my room looked like after the last time he came over. I'm not kidding! 

See! that is all how he behaves. He's a little annoying, ankle biting RAT!

But whatever. I guess I have to teach him SOMETHING in order to get the Creepout 460.But before I start I need to make this place look more like a school. "AND...DONE!" So I'm going to start with spelling. Something tells me this is going to be HARD. So I started with THE then CREEPER then JJ then ROGER then COUSIN then CAT. "Next one is Creeper, We are CREEPERS." I said trying to hide how tired I was. "C..CC...CWE..CWE..CWEEPA? Oh! CWEEPA dats it!" JJ yelled as loud as he could AKA loud enough to make me go deaf. Then he ran downstairs and Yelled, "Mummy Daty! Wagie taught me da word CWEEPA!" JJ yelled as soon as he got downstairs. 

Now I'm going to teach him how to read. So I gave him a book to read, and it didn't go so well. "E..E..E..EL..EL..ELI..NO, EL..EL..EL..ELE..FF..ELE..F..FENT..NO!...ELEFA..NN..ELEFAN..TA? ..ELEFANT? ... ELEFANT ELE..ELEPHANT? OH! Oh! I got it! ELEPHANT! MUMMY DATY! ROGER TAUGHT ME SOMETHING!" JJ Screamed so loud you could literally hear it from the other block as he sprinted downstairs. GOSH! I can't wait until today is over and I can FINNALLY get some peace and quiet. UGH! My cousin is such a pain! When he came running back Upstairs, Since teaching him the word Elephant took so long, I decided to use these letter block things.

(and don't ask me where I got them because I don't know) I gave JJ the letters, and he used them to spell the words:

"Boys! It's dinner time! Wash your hands and come down to dinner!" Mom said. Finally! It's dinner time! Perfect timing too, I was just starting to get hungry! "Dinni time!" JJ yelled. "What are we having for dinner Mom?" I asked. "We're having Penne Pasta tonight. I know it's your favorite!" Mom said enthusiastically. "YAY! You know me so well MOM!" I yelled. "Penny?" JJ asked. "NO! Not your friend Penny Palsta. It's the food Penne Pasta." Mom said. "Now, Bones, Apples and Tea. Bon appe teat! That means eat!" Mom said. "Yay!" Me, Dad and JJ yelled. "I'ma Starvin!" Dad said in a funny cowboy Voice. "Francis, Please don't be a bad example for the kids at the table." Mom said in a stern voice.