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                    Frozen Jokes

When I was younger I called Hans (Hons) Hands. While I was in the 

phase, I came up with this joke. 

Why didn't Hans go to Airedale?

                 Because he had no feet!

Knock Knock!

          Who's there?

You!

           You Who?

You Who! Big Summer Blowout!

                       Fruit Jokes

What school subject is the fruitiest?

History – because it is full of dates!

What happens to grapes when you step on them? 

They wine!

Knock Knock!

           Who's there?

Orange! 

           Orange who? 

Orange you glad I'm your favorite fruit?

                  Animal Jokes

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away!

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

"Put it on my bill."

Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda!

Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

              Fish Jokes

Why don't fish like basketball? Cause they're afraid 

of the net!

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? 

Because they have their own scales!

What do you call a lazy crayfish? 

Slobster!

Where do fish keep the money?

In the Sea Bank!

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