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Diary of a black cat 

     Funny version

As yo all know my name is PULLUPSTO! Well if yo don't know please search 

up Black cat! And don't like or love the book, unless there's no NO PULL UPS! So 

lets get started. I was strumming a guitar,and this random man(My 

master),Started being drunk and hit me on the behind.I yowled and 

started strumming my guitar like crazy. And then he hit mah again!Then I 

started strumming so fast,THE FRICKIN GUTAR BROKE! 

Well I was mad! I had to be! I was yowling and, scratching! Well because I 

was so mad, I ate all the Chicken' Fricken' GOODIES. Well he got so mad 

guess what he did! He took me to take a bath. A bath! Can't yah believe 

me!   So this is a secret don't tell anybody. (I pooped on all of his food.) Well 

he took me to a chicken palace. He didn't know I liked chicken. 

Well because he took me to chicken palace, and I really loved 

chicken, guess what I did? I wiped out the chicken palace! So I 

knew I had one little problem. The random man(My master), 

forgot to change my pull ups up! So, I had that only little 

problem. We ran out of Chicken' Fricken' GOODIES! So this is the 

list of things I did today that was good. But please first turn to the 

next page!  

Made chicken palace   Made my masters 

extinct.                      face look horrible.

Got a new chicken                  NO        

guitar.                               PULL-UPS!

And got a new hat!       CHICKEN'FRICKEN

                                       GOODIES?

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OOOHH!Whenever he touches me,(I reflect.)I PUNCH back! Shake 

your bottom! And I got something better than a pull-up and 

CHICKEN FRICKEN GOODIES. The CHICKEN BOXER WITH SHRIMP 

PULL-UP AND IS MADE OUT OF CHICKEN!!! (Look at picture below) 

                                                   《Shrimp

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