Once upon a time there lived a navy-blue dragon. He didn't have any friends and because of this was very angry. He decided to try to burn a village.

However he was sat upon a dead tree and was far away.

Fun Fact-Dragons always live up old,dead trees

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In the village that the dragon tried to destroy, there was a girl and some cows...

The cows were very friendly, but the girl was not.

She stole some helmets, shields and even a dog!

One day, the dragon had come down from his nest and was hiding in the cornfields.

Everyone ran to escape the dragon. Everyone except for Zoalikia.

Armed with her homemade sword, stolen helmet and shield, Zoalikia ran through the deserted village toward the cornfield. 

When she spotted the dragon, Zoalikia snuck up behind him.

 “Excuse me!” Zoalikia yelled. The dragon roared. He lowered his head to her level. Zoalikia felt the dragon’s hot breath on her face.

 “I’m Zoalikia,” she said. “I’ve come to tell you to go away. I don't like you!”

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“Why should anyone like you?” Zoalikia replied. “You burned down the castle.”

 “I...I...I didn’t burn down the castle,” the dragon said. “It was struck by lightning. I would never do that.”

 “Wow,” Zoalikia said. “Are you sure that wasn't a lie?”

 “ummmmm, how about I don't reply,” replied the dragon.

 “Exactly,” exclaimed Zoalikia.