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Once upon a time, there was a big fat poo who looked just like a log.
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The poop's name was Charlie. All Charlie did all day was lay around in a field.
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Other poops would come and ask Charlie to play with them, but Charlie was very lazy, and he always said "No, I don't want to play! Let me be a poop!"
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It was crazy, because all of the poops looked just like logs! But not all of them were lazy good-for-nothings like Charlie.
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Pretty soon, the other poops got tired of asking Charlie to play, and then, he was all alone.
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Until one special day, a transgender octopus named Molewart came to live in the same field as Charlie.
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"Hi! My name is Molewart, and I am a boy, but I used to be a girl. What's your name?"
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"Umm, uh." Charlie replied. He was confused by the octopus. Finally, he said, "My name is Charlie, and I am a big fat poop."
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"Wonderful!" Exclaimed Molewart. "I poop every day. We have so much in common. Want to rub my back?
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"Ummm, okay. I guess." Charlie mumbled as he moved over and started rubbing Molewart's back.
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Charlie stared at the poop smears his poopy hands left on the octopus's shoulders, but Molewart did not seem to care. "Ooooh, yeah, Charlie. Give it to me."
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Then, just as Charlie was feeling good, a bunch of IRA members showed up looking for Molewart, and they shot her to death.
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Charlie went back to being a lazy poop, and could not even be bothered to move when Molewart's body began to decompose and stink.
The End.
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Created & published on StoryJumper™ ©2025 StoryJumper, Inc.
All rights reserved. Sources: storyjumper.com/attribution
Preview audio:
storyj.mp/abpt9wyffqa3
Once upon a time, there was a big fat poo who looked just like a log.
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The poop's name was Charlie. All Charlie did all day was lay around in a field.
3
Other poops would come and ask Charlie to play with them, but Charlie was very lazy, and he always said "No, I don't want to play! Let me be a poop!"
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