Was it my wife?

Or was it a ghost?

A ghost of a wife or the wife of a ghost?

I knew not of whom I was host, but as long as I remained the host with the most...

I would retain my right to boast.

For you see: I went to my kitchen to make me some toast. But it was already made!

Made by my wife? Or was it a ghost?

A ghost of a wife or the wife of a ghost?

I went to my yard to mow the lawn.

But when I got there the grass was gone!

Gone by my wife, or by a ghost?

A ghost of a wife or the wife of a ghost?

Could I keep my right to boast? Or give up my right to a silly old ghost?

I sat on the couch to watch some t.v. The remote was gone, where could it be?

Gone by my wife, or gone by a ghost?

A ghost of a wife or the wife of a ghost?

Who made my toast?

Who cut my grass?

Who took my remote?

Who should I ask?

I went to my driveway to get in my car.

And all that I found was a little glass jar!

Who took my car? Was it my wife or was it a ghost?

A ghost of a wife or the wife of a ghost?

In the glass jar I found a letter. And when I read it, I felt so much better.

The note from my wife went on to say.

Hello my dear, have a great day!

While you were sleeping, I made you some toast.