Once upon a time there lived a lonely hobo. He was extremely poor. He was a karate master. He used to perform his own tricks. But he used to only get 3 pence a person. It was hopeless. One day while he was walking home with 1 pence extra a newspaper flew by his dirty feet. He picked it up. From the picture it looked interesting. Since he could't read he took it to his rich friend, Joe. Joe was the only one who understood him, but never ever gave him money. Joe read the newspaper aloud to hobo. He said: "This newspaper is saying post an ad for 1 euro and it will go on TV. Joe borrowed 1 euro, and since the hobo could not do the Ad Joe did it.

By night his Ad became sky high. The whole world saw it. The hobo became a zillionare. He even beat Joe. He had meetings with the most powerful people! Each meeting there were 5 people. Each person gave him one billion euros! There were 10 meetings a day!!!!

Later on he went for plastic surgery and he became this:

He then got married and his wife gave birth to twins:

Song-Daa Stewart

Yes, they don't look like brothers or twins but they are. Song-Daa has the same look of his father when his father was a boy. And Song-Daa is a karate master, so was his father when he was a hobo. Stewart has the same look of his father now. And Stewart is very clever just like his father is now. Song-Daa dosen't go to school. He goes to karate school. But he is the teacher. They lived in the most biggest house in the road. They also own hundreds of pieces of land. Like mansions that no one uses often, or big farms and more!

Here is their house:

Here is the family:

Paaboo Maaboo

(Original Name)

Song-Daa Stewart

After Paaboo took his plastic surgery he re-named himself to Albert. Albert made millions from his ads. These were the stuff that he advertised:

The TLR. (The Long Rake)

This rake does not look like much but it is. If one holds the handle and pulls it then it will become longer, making it easier to rake faraway leafs.

The Double HR: (Hairdryer)

Somehow these hairdryers are stuck together. It comes with a handle. Put it in the handle. Take a chair and put it three steps back from the hairdryers. Sit on the chair. Once you are on the chair the hairdryers detects it and starts blowing a warm double air! You can even use your phone while it is blowing!

Pocket Knife:

You can keep this knife in your pocket!

He invented much more but I can't remember what it was.

One day when Albert was walking in the streets of Lung-Fong hew saw a begger. The begger looked very familiar. He looked extremely familiar. Albert walked up to the begger and said "Hello begger. Please tell me, what is your name?" "Joe", the begger replied. This did not ring a bell for Albert. He gave the begger 10 renminbis and walked on.

In china they use renminbis and sometimes euros so don't get confused.

OR

Albert carried on walking. "I don't know anyone with the name Joe", Albert said to himself. He was very close to home when he saw an antique shop. He went inside. On the left wall there fake 20 euro notes stuck. He looked at it. "This also looks familiar", he said to himself. "Ah yes, this was my first note ever", he said in shock. "I got it from those ads. But I was a hobo before and I couldn't speak. Who did it for me, he thought to himself. "His name is coming to me but I can't remember". Was his name, John, thought Albert. Or was it Jade, he thought again. Wait a minute! It was Joe!!!!!

Albert finally realized that Joe was the begger. And Joe was the one who helped him become what he is now! Albert raced out of the shop. He raced to the place where Joe sat. Joe was still sitting there. "Joe!" Albert screamed. Joe picked his head up. "What's the matter?" asked Joe. "Why did you come back?" "It's me Joe!" said Albert. "Who?" asked Joe, shocked. Albert saw a poster saying help the poor with a hobo picture.

Help the poor!

Albert tore the poster out of the wall. He showed it to Joe. "Why are you showing me a hobo photo?" asked Joe. "I was this!" shouted Albert. Albert wanted to say his other name when he was a hobo, but he was so indulged in modern life he forgot it! "It's me, Joe!" "You were very rich before!" "You were the one who done my first ad!" Albert shouted even louder. Joe studied Albert one more time. "Paaboo the hobo!" he said in disbelieve. "Yes!" said Albert

"But...but last I saw you, you were a mess. Then I helped you with those ads....and then...you disappeared!"