Friday 13th September 2016

OMG  OMG I CANT FREAKING BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!! ok calm down Emily calm DOWN! whoooop (me breathing calmly) ok... THIS is what happened to me, I was talking to my besties Annie and Chloe bwoolooolooleeelooo (flashback sound effect) " Isn't it weird that it's Friday AND its the 13th AND it is September but NOTHING NOTHING happened to us?" " CHLOE STOP WATCHING MOVIES SO MUCH" If you do that you officially have caught MOVIE-ADDITION-ITIS that is BAD BECAUSE you believe everything EVERYTHING that is in movies which is DUMB

Chloe wondering WHY!?

ANYWAYS so I heard from the PRINCIPLE Mr.Hannigan that I'm IM moved next to SOPHIE MADDISON'S locker...WHY "thank you Mr.Hannigan for this talk goodbye!" so I played it cool ran to the girls restroom and had my SECRET MELTDOWN and came out so then my friend Derryl came to me, "are you ok?" "ummm yeaa Derryl thanks..." UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAW ME HAVE A GIANT MELTDOWN UGH "good Bye Em!" then SOPHIE came and gave me the SOPHIE LOOK(She Did It becacause she has a crush on Derryl) and sashayed away UGH IT IS SO ANNOYING WHEN SHE DOES THAT and she put on her favourite LipGloss High Summer on she COMPLETED the 100 layers challenge but 700 times which=7000 TIMES god she is stupid!

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One Girl

High Summer Lipgloss

SOPHIE MADDISON!

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So I told my friends what happened "EMILY NOOOO WHY SEE SOMETHING BAD HAS HAPPENED!" then we heard a thud RIGHT after Chloe said that.. "WHAT WAS THAT CHLOE!...Annie Chloe Did You PLAN SOMETHING!?" "NO WE DIDN'T EM!!" it sounded like they were really scared and worried so I believed them, we ran upstairs all the way to the library to check what it was (it came from there) but nothing happened in there. then MY MUM jumped out from the book shelves THE BOOK SHELVES and laughed at me SOPHIE MADDISON WAS THERE RECORDING ME and she uploaded the video on MyTube JUST GREAT!! #EMBARRASED so then i ran away all the way down to the girls restroom and had a ABSOLUTLY BIG meltdown

THEN DERRYL PUT HIMSELF THROUGH HELL FOR ME! "Hey Em i know you're in there Chloe told me so" "FOR GODS SAKE EVER SINCE I CAME HERE I KNEW I WAS GONNA FAIL MAKING NEW FREINDS!!! AND SOPHIE HATES ME FOR NO REASON SO LEAVE ME ALONE K!" "RIGHT IM COMING IN!" "DERRYL STOP PLEASE I DONT CARE" "BUT I DO EMILY IM COMING!" "NOOOOOO" "IM IN" so i got out and pushed him outside gently "just stop ok!" "DERRYL WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET AWAY FROM THAT NERDY DORK IM GOOD FOR YOU!" god im nearly not glad sophie did that I NEEDED IT but then i stuck up for my self "HI NERD WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEAR DERRYL!" "HI SELF CENTERED LIPGLOSS WEARING BULLY EVEN A PIG LOOKS BETTER THAN YOU AND YOUR BLUE HAIR EXTENSIONS PLUS YOU'RE TOO UGLY TOO BE WITH DERRYL AND WHAT IS YOUR PROPLEM WITH ME HMM?!" "ARGH HOW DARE YOU TALK TOO ME LIKE THAT my problem is you and Derryl being next to each other" "well Sophie me and Emily are BEST FRIENDS and i will never like you sorry!" "GOSH IM GOING BYE DORK bye derryl" then derryl thanked me i dont know why but he hugged me! WHAT THE HECK

Derryl shouting at Sophie

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