If you give a corgi a loaf of bread

then it will want to take a picture

if it takes a picture

then it will eat the bread

if he eats the bread

then he will get tired

if he gets tired

then he will take a nap

if he takes a nap

then he will sleep forever

if he sleeps forever you will have to wake him up

then he will be grumpy

if he is grumpy

then grumpy cat will come

if grumpy cat comes

then grumpy cat will hate the corgis happiness

if grumpy cat hates the corgis happiness

then the grumpy cat will leave

if grumpy cat leaves

then the corgi will be sad