is for a small loan of a million dollars

A small loan of a million dollars is Donald's Trumps infamous line about his upbringings. His father gives him a loan of $1,000,000.

Let's say his father gave him the money in parts. How many times. He gives the loan in 5 parts. How much does he loan at a time?

is for Bee Movie

The Bee Movie is a movie from 2007 following the story of Barry B. Benson and his quest to take back the honey business from humans. If a human buys 5 jars of honey for $24.50, how much did each jar cost?

is for cat videos

Cat videos are a wide-

spread internet

phenomenon. Shannon

watches 4 cat videos.

Cat Videos A, B and C's

runtime combined matches

the runtime of Cat Video D.

How long is Video B. Solve for B.

is for doggo

Dogs are referred to as "doggos."

If one doggo rolls over once in x

amount of seconds and the other

doggo rolls over in double the time

of the the first doggo, and combined,

the doggos both roll over in 45 seconds,

how long did it take for each dog to roll

over?

is for Evanescence

Evanescence was a popular

band in the 2000s. If they

sold 2,000 singles in a month,

but only sold a quarter of that

in the next month, but picked up

sales by half of that, how much

did they sell in the third month?

is for the FitnessGram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram pacer test is a test that measures one's aerobic skill. If someone does 5 laps, while the other only completes half of that, how many laps did they complete?

is for Goku

Goku is a character from the popular anime Dragon Ball Z. If Goku's power level is half of a quarter of 9000, what is his power level?

is for Harambe

Harambe is a silverback gorilla. At Zoo 1, you pay x dollars with a 15 dollar tax and at Zoo 2, you pay z dollars with a 30 dollar tax. Both tickets cost 45 dollars. How much does each ticket cost without tax?

is for Illuminati

The Illuminati is a long run joke about a secret society running the Earth. In 3 days, 6 celebrities are brainwashed. On a 2-day period the next week, 6 were brainwashed. On both periods, natural disasters happened that were half that of the celebrities brainwashed those days. How many disasters happened in total?

is for John Cena

John Cena is a popular wrestler in the WWE. If he has 4 matches per x week, but CM Punk has x games in 3 weeks, and they both had the same amount of matches, how many weeks did each wrestler take to get the same amount of matches as the other?

is for kek

Top kek. If a rectangular kek is 7 feet wide and the perimeter is 84 feet, what is the length?

is for L

L is a common term meaning, "you lose." If L is equal to E squared, what is L in terms of E?

is for My name Jeff

My name Jeff! If Jeff does a math question to find the area of a right triangle with a height of 3 inches and a base of 5 inches, what is the area of the triangle?

is for "No girls allowed"

There are 3 girls not allowed in the treehouse for every 2 boys allowed in the treehouse. How many girls will not be allowed by the time 6 boys are allowed in?

is for Ocean Man

Ocean Man is a hit single in the end credits of Spongebob: The Movie. If Ocean Man lasts 2 minutes and 7 seconds to listen to it once, how many minutes would it take to listen to it 9 times?

is for Pepe

Pepe is the father and the rarest and dankest meme. If Pepe drives 30 memes per minute, how many memes will Pepe have driven in 60 minutes?

is for Q-bert

Q-bert is a video game about a creature who jumps up inclining cubes. If he jumps onto 5 blocks in a minute, how many blocks will he have jumped on in 30 minutes?