Once Upon a time ago there was a little poop who was named Stinky Winky Dinky Fred.

I'm really a lovely poop.

Stinky Winky Dinky Fred was very, very sad because he had no friends.

I wish I could meet someone nice.

He had no friends because he was the stinkiest poop in town.

I'm going out in to the world to find a friend.

Unfortunately for him, Stinky Winky Dinky Fred smelled like a cheese sandwich, covered with jalapeno peppers and whipped cream that had been left out in the sun for five days.

That's a little harsh.

One day he met an owl and asked the owl for some advice on his odoriferous problem.

Please help me!

The owl, holding his nose, suggested that Stinky Winky Dinky Fred take a bath.

I wonder what exactly a "bath" is....

Stinky Winky Dinky Fred thought that was great advice and he walked many miles to find a bathtub so he could finally rid himself of his horrible stench.

Finally! It's hard to walk on these little poop legs!

Unfortunetly for Stinky Winky Dinky Fred he had never taken a bath and he mistook the toliet for a bathtub.

I'm 50% sure this is the bathtub.

Stinky Winky Dinky Fred also didn't realize that the person before him hadn't flushed the toliet.

Something doesn't seem right about this bathtub...

Now, not only did Stinky Winky Dinky Fred smell like a cheese sandwich with Jalapeno peppers and whipped cream that had been left outside for five days, he also smelled like pee.

This is not good!

Now Stinky Winky Dinky Fred was even sadder and much stinkier. "I'll never find a friend," he thought to himself with a sigh.

Even I don't want to be my friend now...

Stinky Winky Dinky Fred walked and walked, getting sadder and sadder until he ran in to a dog.

Maybe he has a new idea.

Ugh, I must have stepped in something a few miles back..ooh.

The dog, staying as far back as possible, suggested Stinky Winky Dinky Fred buy some perfume to solve his smelly problem.

Good lucky stinky!