This is Bilbo Bobbins. He lives in the small, happy village of Financial Security. One day his town is threatened by the Dragon of the Great Depression.

The dragon attacks the village and releases the fires of financial struggle. During the attack, one of the townspeople noticed the dragon holding a scroll, the Social Security Scroll. When he leaves, the people of the town are worried the dragon will return. They decide that Bilbo Bobbins needs to slay the dragon and get the SSS to save everyone from their financial struggles .

Bilbo Bobbins collects his things and embarks on his journey to the top of the mountain to slay the dragon. He was gifted a very nice sword and shield to protect himself.

Bilbo Bobbins arrives at the dragon's lair. The dragon is lying on his bed holding the Social Security Scroll. Bilbo yells at the dragon.

"Give me the Social Security Scroll! Everyone deserves to retire!"

The dragon laughs at him.

"You can try to take it from me," the dragon replies.

Bilbo reaches out to take it and the dragon shoots a small fireball at him. Barely missing his hand.