I was at home when it happened.  Goblin had just got done getting dressed and was walking toward the living room stomping through the hallway and mumbling under his breath.  I was also done getting dressed and was coming down the hallway when I got an idea to play a sort of trick on the Goblin.

Q ball my cat is darker and cuter

Abby is cuter than this cat and better looking

Half way down the hall I turned around and opened his door slowly and stepped in.  Passive aggressive Smurf yelled and told me to hurry up. I looked around until I saw what I was looking for.  On a bookshelf on the right side of the window was a bunch of books, his favorite movies, a bunch of Lego characters a light blue Lego Mo-pad, the bed against the other wall with a a some gaming posters hanging over it, a dresser full of clothes next to the shelf, and there was the Cologne.  It was filled with an smelly light brown liquid, inside of a small glass container sitting on the book case. I walked quietly over the took the bottle, opened the cap and sprayed everything I could see. I sprayed the bed, the bookcase filled with books and Legos, I sprayed his clothes, posters, the carpet and everything else.  I walked toward the door opened it and stepped out and quietly closed the door behind me.

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When I came out Passive aggressive Smurf asked us all in her scary clam voice, ¨Who sprayed that Smelly Cologne?¨

¨Was it you Goblin?¨ asked Passive aggressive Smurf.  ¨No it was not me. said Goblin, I don't even like the stuff.¨

Well if you did not do it than who did?    

¨Tiny Tom Cruise did it¨ said Goblin.

He tried to not laugh at his comment.