WELCOME TO WOOF WOOF'S COMEDY CLUB

"What do you call a dog with a surround system? A Sub-Woofer!"

"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had some kibble? That hit the spot!"

"What did the dog say to the sandpaper? Ruff!!!"

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

"A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"

"What do you mean my dog

was chasing a dog on a bike?

My dog doesn't ride a bike!"

"What has 4000 eyes and 81,000 legs? 2000 dogs!"

"What do you call a dog during the winter? A chili dog!"

"What kind of dog does Dracula have? A Bloodhound!"

"What did the skeletons say to the puppy? Bone Appetite!"

"Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the Barking Lot!"

"What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You step in a poodle!"

"What kind of dog chases anything red? A BULL Dog!"

"Why did the poor dog chase his tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!"

"What do you do when you find a 250 pound dog sleeping on your bed? Quietly go sleep on the sofa!"