This story is for kristen. If it weren't for Kristen, this story wouldn't be.

E.W.

If you give a hamster a haircut, he's going to ask to take a shower.

When you let him have a shower, he'll probably ask for some shampoo.

When he's finished, he'll ask for a towel.

When he gets out, he'll notice the windows are steamy and wash them.

He might get carried away and wash every window in the house.

He may even end up washing other people's windows as well.

When he's done he'll probably ask for a beer!

He'll sit down, make himself comfortable, he may even drink a few.