Long ago, a giant sea monster known as dank meme rose out of the sea. It was said that the Dank meme stretched halfway around the world. That its one eye was as red as a pokeball. That its breath was shooting Ali-a intro memes to all living things.

Every day it moved closer to clickbait land.

The king of clickbait land asked the sorcerer for help. “You must give your only daughter, Princess teknique to the Dank MEME” said the sorcerer. “Only then will it leave."

The king went pale. Princess teknique was kind, gentle, loved by everyone, And had big butt. “Is that the only way to save my people?” the king asked.

“It is the only way,” the sorcerer said.

The king knew the sorcerer was serious. But he wasn’t ready to give up yet.

The king sent a message to all of clickbait land: The man who can kill the Dank meme will get half of the kingdom and Princess teknique as his bride. The king was excited when thirty-six men came forward.

But as soon as they saw the meme, they all ran away. The king was triggered.

He knew the princess had to be offered up to the meme.

There was great grief throughout the land.

On the day before the princess would be offered to the monster, a farm boy went to the seashore. His name was montainsyay.

All his life montainsyay wanted to be a great hero.

He was determined to defeat the meme and save Princess.

montainsyay borrowed a small boat. He loaded a bucket of burning fortnite meme into it and rowed toward the dank meme.

At dawn, the dank awoke. It slowly opened its giant jaws in a yawn. A great flood of piss rushed into its open mouth.

The boat and montainsyay were swept in. montainsyay was carried down the dank meme’s throat. He saw things. it wasn't pretty.