This first book is very boring. But I must warn you. The sequel is even better!!! (My voice is cheesy)


Halt!
Warning
Do not think this is a cheesy little kids book because it's not. The journey you'll be going through will have violence, suspense, and romance. There is nothing cheesy about this book, in fact it is rated PG for rude humor and violence. But...if you are willing to take this journey... then read on! But I warned you. (there are no bad words in this book)
You must be 12 in order to read this book.
Read with care if you are below.
Chapter 1. the origin
There once was a boy named Ryan who always wanted to be a superhero. He never knew the difference between heroes and villains. One time he thought that Batman was the Joker and called the police on him when he came to his birthday party. Today a very pretty girl invited him to a party. "Oh boy! oh boy!" cried Ryan. "Finally a girl respects me. Hmm maybe I should get some advice." An hour later Ryan went to his old pal Mr. Godfrey. "Mr. Godfrey a girl just asked me to go to a party what should I do?" asked Ryan.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Mr. Godfrey "but first did you know that I just came back from another world?" "Yes, yes, yes" said Ryan "but can you answer my question?" "Sure, sure...All you have to do is to make sure she's not working for Sammy and Brick" said Mr. Godfrey. You see Sammy and Brick are Ryan's worst enemies. This all started when Ryan was in the 2nd grade. Ryan was playing with a brick and he dropped it on Brick's head which got him the name. Soon Ryan said bye to Mr. Godfrey and he was off to the party.
Chapter 2. The Party
Ryan just arrived at the party and knocked on the door. Then the same girl opened the door. "You came!" said the girl who told Ryan to come in. When Ryan went inside, he saw a large group of people dancing and a DJ. Then the girl asked Ryan to dance with her in the couples dance. Here's some facts about the girl who Ryan has been crazy about before you hear the twist. Her name is Susan and she has thick black hair just like Ryan. Ryan first spotted her at the beach. Ryan fell in love when he first saw her but so did Brick. There was a long, hard battle for her but Ryan won. What could possibly go wrong?!?
Anyways, while Ryan and Susan were dancing Susan said something that perked up Ryan's ears. "Brick asked me on a date but I told him no." Ryan couldn't believe what he just heard. Now all he had to do was to ask her to the spring dance and he was off. Then the DJ announced that everybody goes to the dinning room for the feast. Ryan sat down next to Susan. One of the waiters brought in glasses of liquid Ryan didn't know about. "What's in the drink?" asked Ryan "oh, its a surprise" said Susan. Then Susan added "Can I say something?" "Sure! it's your party" said Ryan. Everyone
looked at Ryan like he was some weirdo. "I just want to thank Ryan for coming to my party" said Susan.
Ryan drank the cup but five seconds later Ryan felt weird and his throat felt fuzzy. Suddenly Ryan's throat was swelling up and Ryan could hardly breath. "What's happening to me!" cried Ryan. Then Susan said "I hoped you thought the drink was poisontastic!" Ryan was terrified that the drink had poison in it. Then Ryan knew it, he knew it all. "You're not working for ..." suddenly Brick came out of nowhere and said "tricked ya!" Suddenly all of the guest pointed Nerf guns straight at Ryan and that's when Ryan knew it was all a trap.
"Soooo" said Ryan "everything, was a lie?" "Yes! can't you see that!" exclaimed Susan.
Then Susan added "I think it's time to dump you." Ryan then cried "fine! like I care." Brick said "no she means to dump you literally...you know like a trash can?" Ryan screamed "how can this possibly get worse!" A few minutes later Ryan was in a dumpster with no one to help him. Suddenly there was a whine in the bottom of the dumpster. Ryan was weak but he still had enough strength to dig. When he reached at the bottom he saw a cute tiny puppy that was stuck and wanted to be free. Ryan helped the dog to be free but when the dog was about to leave, Ryan said to the puppy's ear "please get me some help." After the dog left, Ryan felt tired and went to sleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital.
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This first book is very boring. But I must warn you. The sequel is even better!!! (My voice is cheesy)


Halt!
Warning
Do not think this is a cheesy little kids book because it's not. The journey you'll be going through will have violence, suspense, and romance. There is nothing cheesy about this book, in fact it is rated PG for rude humor and violence. But...if you are willing to take this journey... then read on! But I warned you. (there are no bad words in this book)
You must be 12 in order to read this book.
Read with care if you are below.
Chapter 1. the origin
There once was a boy named Ryan who always wanted to be a superhero. He never knew the difference between heroes and villains. One time he thought that Batman was the Joker and called the police on him when he came to his birthday party. Today a very pretty girl invited him to a party. "Oh boy! oh boy!" cried Ryan. "Finally a girl respects me. Hmm maybe I should get some advice." An hour later Ryan went to his old pal Mr. Godfrey. "Mr. Godfrey a girl just asked me to go to a party what should I do?" asked Ryan.
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