Hi there! My name is THE ROCK and I am also an actual rock. The past few years has been very weird for me. For example, I was just lifting weights in the river and all of a sudden red drops fell into the river. I look over to my right an saw a hideous dead human body that has been dropped into the river. I ran over to see if what I was looking at was really a dead body. I bent down to look at it and the guy lifted his arm and GRABBED me. Then he threw me into the river. When I came up from the water, I noticed another man was trying to drowned him. I tried to help the man punched the guyas hard as i could in the face. I was able to knock him out and he fell to the floor.

Both of their faces were really bloody from the fight. The man that I saved ran off before even saying THANK YOU. I stayed there for a while and started to smell something bad. I think the guy was actually dead. All of a sudden, a lot of people ,in weird costumes, arrived and put something really heavy on me. Although, I am THE ROCK, I was not strong enough to hold it. Because the item was so heavy, it caused me to crack. It hurt so much, it felt like a tiger biting your hand but its teeth were like knifes. I broke into so many peaces but was so in shock I could not feel it happening.

I got pushed into the ground by the mystery item that was on top of me. I just kept moving deeper into the ground until I disappeared and I was all alone by other rocks. After getting trapped for a couple weeks, I realized that I have not worked out in weeks. Although I am cracked a little I decided to lifted some weights. While I was almost done with my 46 set of 100 arm curls with 260 pound weights, the earth started to shack. I immediately knew it was a earth quake.

Every thing around me was braking into peaces but not THE ROCK. I saw the parts of the ground were starting to pull away from each other. I ran over and tried to pushed the two tectonic plates back together. One I was able to pull the plates back together, I climbed back to the surface . While I was climbing I noticed my legs eroded from the elements around me. I could only use my hands to climb back up then I realized that I was actually pushing two pieces of the earth back together. When I got the top I noticed I was melting because I was so sweaty. For some reason I started to turned a different color. Because everything that has happened to me, I did some research and I think I am a igneous rock.

Because of all that happended, I decided it would be best to stay in the same place every single day lifting weights and get shredded abs. I thought that was a great plan until a human person picked my friends and I up off ground to use us for the background of a movie. They placed us in front of a camera and we became stars. I am now one of the most famous actors in history.

I stared in some really famous movies such as Jumanji, Moana, Hobbs and Shaw, and I am in all the Fast and Furious movies. That is my life story, I am THE ROCK and I am also an ingenuous rock for now.