"Things Grownups Think Kids Don't Know"

As an adult someday planning to start my own family, I think frequently about how my brother and I grew up as children. Our parents did some of the funniest things that were also odd. They, like some parents, thought that just because we were kids we didn't hear all the things they said, we didn't know what they did when we weren't looking, or that we didn't know any better because we were kids. Well, thanks to them raising an extremely nosy child there was almost nothing that I didn't know as a kid!