One day, there was a cat and his name was Mr. Evil. Everyday Mr. Evil enjoy being very evil. 

He found one day a very good penguin and he decided to kill the penguin with his evil look in his eyes. Another day, he decided to kill a unicorn, but the unicorn decided before he was to die that he would stab the cat Mr. Evil with his horn in his belly.

Then, the spirit of the unicorn woke up! Decided to take revenge and kill the evil cat Mr. Evil. However, he was planning to torture him. However, he decided convert himself to a human. The spirit decided to convert the cat into a human too. Then, he gave him a mirror, and he saw his face (the one in the picture). And he decided to run around in circles with his arms up in the air screaming ''who am I? Who AM I??!!``. ´´AAAHHHAHAAHHHAA!!!´´

One day, the evil man/cat decided to kill one man for fun. He decided to kill his neighbour, because he put up his clothes to dry at 3:00pm and this is very irritating, so the only option he had, was to kill him. His neighbour was a jolly old person  who used to cry of joy everyday. 

The end!