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No homework again Billy?
No Mr Bob, sir.
And why is that?
Grandma Bushga didn’t finish it.
Your grandma shouldn’t be doing your homework.
Oh did I say grandma Bushga I meant…
No excuses Billy
But, but umm...
Um what?
Umm my sister had quadruplets.
No such thing as quadruplets, is there ?
Yes sir look at this picture Oh I guess youre right but you still haven't done
homework so you get a detention.
Ooooow today isn’t good sir. My bff Jimmy died of ebola
Ebola?
Yep, so no detention eh buddy Bob
I don’t care if Jinny died and don’t call me Bob or buddy.
It’s Jimmy sir and sorry. Can I have detention at Jimmy's funeral?
No
Oh ok
Now where is your spelling list ?
In my bag
Where is your bag?
at home...
Excuses for not bringing your homework book.
Why didn’t you bring your HOMEWORK!
Just let me explain.
Well hurry up then I haven’t got all day.
Well it was my mum’s fault because last night I put it in my bag but mum took it
out.
And why would she do that?
Because my mum thought we had to bring it in tomorrow.
Explain why she thought you had to bring it in tomorrow?
Because my mum always get’s her days mixed up.
Well it’s your responsibility for your homework.
I know.
Well you know what happens now.
Oh no! Please Miss B, not detention PLEASE I have swimming today.
You’re lying
No I’m not. I’m in the finals I and I have to be there.
Well I’ll give you detention tomorrow.
Just thinking about it my dad is picking me up tomorrow and he gets mad when
he does not get what he wants.
Excuses for when you forget its soccer training...
“You're late again B!”
Sorry Miss C I forgot it was soccer training.
What happened this time? Did you crash or
did your fish die?
No, but um.. um.. my puppy chewed on my boots.
Oh is this one of your tricks B?
No Miss C why would I ever lie to you out of anyone in the
world?
Good point but I would like to inspect your bag for any sign of
soccer boots.
Hey her boots are in her bag and they look new.
But my mum bought those ones and they're too big.
When you haven't finished your homework...
Well, well, well, who do have here? Why is your homework
book not in the pile!
Well it’s a long story but I will tell you the basics. I was playing
pirates with my little brother and he buried my homework
book in the treasure chest. He didn't realise I was still working
on it and we can’t remember where it is so you have no right
to say it is my fault or I shall sue you.
Why are you talking to a teacher like that? You know that’s
rude? And also you should've kept it safe in a drawer or in
your book bag!
Yeah, well he is only 1 and how is he to know that I was still
working on it?
Well you shouldn't have it out anyway!
DETENTION!
The Excuses of Jim
Why weren't you at school yesterday?
I was at home sick sir.
Yeah I’ve heard that one before.
It’s true sir.
True? But I thought I saw you at KFC at lunch break?
Ok, you got me, but I was only there to get a snack sir. Then I went to my
Grandad’s funeral.
But how is that even close for not being here or about your useless Grandad’s
funeral!
But I was hungry sir.
Ok I’ll let you off THIS time.
Ok sir.
Get ready for reading!
Can’t do it sir.
Why?
Don’t have my book sir.
Why not?
Left it at home sir.
Why?
Because I did.
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No homework again Billy?
No Mr Bob, sir.
And why is that?
Grandma Bushga didn’t finish it.
Your grandma shouldn’t be doing your homework.
Oh did I say grandma Bushga I meant…
No excuses Billy
But, but umm...
Um what?
Umm my sister had quadruplets.
No such thing as quadruplets, is there ?
Yes sir look at this picture Oh I guess youre right but you still haven't done
homework so you get a detention.
Ooooow today isn’t good sir. My bff Jimmy died of ebola
Ebola?
Yep, so no detention eh buddy Bob
I don’t care if Jinny died and don’t call me Bob or buddy.
It’s Jimmy sir and sorry. Can I have detention at Jimmy's funeral?
No
Oh ok
Now where is your spelling list ?
In my bag
Where is your bag?
at home...