"Chapter 1:

Blast! Blast! PEW! PEW!" That was the sound of my opponent's blaster! We have been in a war for one century. We have been fighting over scrap parts. I need the parts for my cannon. I need the cannon for destroying his ship, so he can't destroy mine! 

"Ouch! He blasted me! Excuse me for a second!" 

I quickly loaded and cocked my blaster and blasted him right in the nose! The rest of the troops retreated because they were injured. The two of us kept fighting until we agreed to stop.

Chapter 2:

"Don't get used to having short chapters!"

The battle was over but the war continued. I needed to find a way to win. So I hopped into my spaceship to think and took it for a ride. Whenever I need to think I take my spaceship for a ride to clear my head of unnecessary things. Then, the radio turned on and I was told to return to base immediately because we were being attacked by the opponent's warship from Kanoya (one of the other planets). 

By the way, if you are wondering what happened to Earth, it blew up. I now live on Hextonic with my other troops. There are a total of 5 million troops fighting for the parts that I need. Oops! One just died and there are now 4,999,999 that have survived so far. I have to head back to Hextonic to make sure the other troops survived.

Chapter 3: They did.

I know, I know I said don't get used to short chapters, but I couldn't think of anything to write, so I just ended the chapter. I went exploring in a swamp and I found an alien all alone.

"Mlliggg," said the alien.

So I called Victor, he knows various alien languages. He came over and said, "what's the problem dude?" 

"I need you to translate what the alien is saying." 

"No problem dude," said Victor. 

"Mlliggg!" said the alien again.

Victor translated, "Leave me alone, or else I will eat you!"

"Mlliggg!"

"Leave me alone, or else I will eat you!"

We quickly left. I asked Victor if he was sure he translated correctly, and he said he was sure.

Then, we fell down a hole and we landed in a trader's home. The trader said, "hello there, I would like to trade a piece of cheese for space berries. Are you interested?"

"No," I said.

"I'm sure I did dude!"

"Hello there, I would like to trade a piece of cheese for some space berries. Are you interested?"

We climbed back up the hole and found the alien again. He said, "Heggota baggota melegon geton!"

Victor immediately translated, "I warned you once, now I will eat you!" 

I blasted the alien right in the eye and Victor and I started running away.