So once there was a girl named Elizabeth, who loved dogs.

Who's a good boy?

Then on may 13, friday, a dog came down from a rainbow. Elizabeth was near where it landed.

oh no! are you ok?

Elizabeth saw the dog and rushed over, the dogs face was covered in sand.

Yeah.

w-w-w-wait, you can TALK!

And soon Elizabeth realized the dog could talk.

Yeah can't all dogs talk?

NO!

Elizabeth was CONFUSED!

Come on, let's show you to the town. Also what's your name.

Chad.

So she brought him to the town.

Wassup my homies.

Everyone was confused.

So they asked questions.

how?

Whats your name?

where did you come from?

And he answered. But they didn't like the answer.

my name is chad i'm a mystical dog and i come from the rainbow.

And they decided that he needed to be killed.

LET'S KILL IT!

YEAH!

NO, please don't.

NO!

sSo they bolted.

And then slowed down a little.