Once there was an onion who came to town trying to impress everyone but all he did was make everyone cry.

He met a banana and asked her to teach him, she said  Wear a red nose, he wore a red nose, but still made people cry.

Then he met an apple that was going to advise him on making vegetables laugh, the apple said to wear funny shoes, so the onion wore funny shoes but people still cried.

He was about to give up but then a carrot walked up to him with some advice and said do something funny.