This book is dedicated to my mother.
Anyone who reads it. Hope you have a little laugh.
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In a far far away land, lived a lady with a band
The band and Lady grew together, they thought they would live with each other forever
Soon they all grew very old, and they never had a cold
Soon they died one by one, one of them lost a thumb
The Lady did not pass away,though she was locked away
A man standing beside her, and even asked to marry her
The Man and Lady had a baby, and they both moved to Raby
The Lady got very sick, her tongue was dry as a stick
Soon the lady passed away, for she was alive till today
That's the end of the rhyme, ope you had a fun time!
2
Long long ago, a mouse played with a toe
The mouse and the toe did not grow, for they were stuck on an arrow
They did die years before, as they were going to explore
The mouse and toe, hated the arrow and bow
So never give a mouse an arrow and bow, if it has a human toe
3
There was a Dog and a Frog, who shared a clog
The Frog jumped into the stinky clog, and saw some fog
The fog came closer to the Dog and the Frog, with the stinky clog
Day after day the fog grew, and the Dog and the Frog tried to make a yummy stew
The stew was bitter, salty and sour, for they were working on it for over an hour
The Dog and the Frog grew hungry, so they moved into a gumtree
The tiny Frog, lost the clog which belonged to the Dog
Soon they saw a Koala eat, and the Koala said bon appetite
The Dog and Frog tried a leaf, when the Frog saw a little thief
The Frog thought he was going to get sabotaged
The Dog and the Frog never found the clog, it was not on the Dog or the Frog
That's the end of the Dog with Frog and the without clog.
4
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This book is dedicated to my mother.
Anyone who reads it. Hope you have a little laugh.
Created & published on StoryJumper™ ©2025 StoryJumper, Inc.
All rights reserved. Sources: storyjumper.com/attribution
Preview audio:
storyj.mp/age9xxxdatcb
In a far far away land, lived a lady with a band
The band and Lady grew together, they thought they would live with each other forever
Soon they all grew very old, and they never had a cold
Soon they died one by one, one of them lost a thumb
The Lady did not pass away,though she was locked away
A man standing beside her, and even asked to marry her
The Man and Lady had a baby, and they both moved to Raby
The Lady got very sick, her tongue was dry as a stick
Soon the lady passed away, for she was alive till today
That's the end of the rhyme, ope you had a fun time!
2
Long long ago, a mouse played with a toe
The mouse and the toe did not grow, for they were stuck on an arrow
They did die years before, as they were going to explore
The mouse and toe, hated the arrow and bow
So never give a mouse an arrow and bow, if it has a human toe
3
There was a Dog and a Frog, who shared a clog
The Frog jumped into the stinky clog, and saw some fog
The fog came closer to the Dog and the Frog, with the stinky clog
Day after day the fog grew, and the Dog and the Frog tried to make a yummy stew
The stew was bitter, salty and sour, for they were working on it for over an hour
The Dog and the Frog grew hungry, so they moved into a gumtree
The tiny Frog, lost the clog which belonged to the Dog
Soon they saw a Koala eat, and the Koala said bon appetite
The Dog and Frog tried a leaf, when the Frog saw a little thief
The Frog thought he was going to get sabotaged
The Dog and the Frog never found the clog, it was not on the Dog or the Frog
That's the end of the Dog with Frog and the without clog.
4
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