VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP IN THE 2016 ELECTION

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Long ago, a giant sea monster known as the CLINTON rose out of the sea. It was said that the CLINTON’s body stretched halfway around the world. That its one eye was as red as fire. That its breath was poison to all living things.

Every day it moved closer to AMERICA.

The PRESIDENT of AMERICA asked the DEMOCRAT for help. “You must give your only daughter, FREEDOM, to the CLINTON,” said the DEMOCRAT. “Only then will it leave."

The PRESIDENT went pale. FREEDOM was kind, gentle, and loved by everyone. “Is that the only way to save my people?” the PRESIDENT asked.

“It is the only way,” the DEMOCRAT said.

The PRESIDENT knew the DEMOCRAT was serious. But he wasn’t ready to give up yet.

The PRESIDENT sent a message to all of AMERICA: The man who can kill the CLINTON will get half of the kingdom and FREEDOM as his bride. The PRESIDENT was excited when thirty-six men came forward.

But as soon as they saw the CLINTON, they all ran away. The PRESIDENT was sad. He knew the FREEDOM had to be offered up to the CLINTON.

There was great grief throughout the land.

On the day before the FREEDOM would be offered to the CLINTON, a farm boy went to the seashore. His name was DONALD TRUMP.

All his life DONALD TRUMP wanted to be a great hero.

He was determined to defeat the CLINTON and save FREEDOM.

DONALD TRUMP borrowed a small boat. He loaded a bucket of burning PUBLIC EMAILS into it and rowed toward the CLINTON.

At dawn, the CLINTON awoke. It slowly opened its giant jaws in a yawn. A great flood of water rushed into its open mouth.

The boat and DONALD TRUMP were swept in. DONALD TRUMP was carried down the CLINTON’s throat.

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