Hello, my name is Chester I’m an alien from planet Kerima. Planet Kerima is located in a far away galaxy discovered in primordial times. Originally this was thought to be a utopian planet until disaster struck.

The Incumbent King, Omar Nabulsi started to cavort around the kingdom when the planet was falling apart.

All the other aliens protested to decry their opinions to the feckless and nefarious king.

Our sumptuous king gave a sophistry trying to reassure the kingdom that everything was under control. The other citizens were being intransigent with King Omar’s speech because they viewed it as carping rather than an assurance.

His bastion was clearly not as tenable as he thought it was and all the aliens concord to take down the castle.

After the attack  everyone was in disarray and I took off in my spaceship to find a new planet. I felt exhumed leaving such a horrible and verdant planet.

I took a gambit by setting my destination for planet earth. After I put my rocket into hyperdrive I laid in my recumbent recliner and because of the celerity of my flight I passed out easily.

The alarms in my ship sounded off waking me up around halfway through my trip. There was a maelstrom of asteroids striking my ship. I tried to undulate the ship to avoid the asteroids but it would be ludicrous to try to get through the whole thing.

I looked to the right and noticed an overt exit to the field of asteroids and summarily steered out to evade certain death.The escape I took proved to be devious when I could not find my way back towards the original path. It did not help the situation that the asteroids that struck my ship acted as incendiaries frying my GPS.

After rubbing my lucky giraffe tongue acting as a talisman and praying to the halcyon. I steered straight knowing I would find asylum.

A planet approached in the distant view. If the planet was safe I would land and accost the leader, but if the planet was invidious I would turn away to cut my losses short.I used my super telescope to do some reconnaissance.

Viewing no arrogation or sacrilege I saw no need to eschew this planet so after preparation I landed my ship.

Upon landing I was met with largesse and cheers from king Alvin The Third and his loyalists. The king happened to be non native born and started out as an alligator from planet earth which brought up many animadversions from confederate citizens.

King Alvin took me on a tour of the planet known as planet BOOMBA  and with myopic thoughts directed the tour towards the southern regions. The people of the south showed their coherence by shouting similar terms sounding something like pick and maggot. I could not hear enough through all the belaboring but king Alvin said the terms very pejorative.