In dedication of Ryan Armstrong

Once upon a time I caught Devin the owner of the local lawn mowing/landscaper company ruining people’s houses. I was shocked that Devin would do such a thing, he was a good wolf, at least I thought. So the story starts...

I was on my way home from work when I saw Devin at the front door of Alberts house. Everyone knows Albert, he’s a triplet. And so I thought that I would go up to them to say hello. Though as I got closer I noticed that Devin was really up in Albert’s face. So my first instinct was to grab my iPhone and video tape it. Devin was in rage, and I have to say it was pretty entertaining. In my mind I thought about how this video was going to go viral. Well anyway Albert the manliest pig anybody has ever seen looked like he was going to cry like a little piglet. Then Devin made a threat. He said, “If you don’t use my lawn/yard service I’m going to blow your stupid straw house down with my leaf blower”. Things got real. But Albert just got fired so he could not afford his service. So Devin took his leaf blower and within a matter of seconds Alberts house was entirely knocked down, including his straw furniture. He was as sad as the color blue.

Devin continued down the road without even noticing I was walking right behind him still videotaping. I saw Albert chase after me, still Devin did not notice us trailing him. He continued down the road and turned down the path to Frank’s house. Frank is one of Alberts triplets, in fact he is the oldest triplet. As he turned down the path, we followed. When he got to the door, we hid behind the bushes just to make sure he did not see Albert and me. Then Devin said to Frank, “Hey Franky, you interested in a lawn service today?”. And as expected Frank said no, which sent Devin into rage saying, “If you don’t use my lawn/yard service I’m going to blow your stupid stick house down with my leaf blower”. Frank was appalled. But before Frank could do anything, Devin took the leaf blower and blew down the stick house. Frank was speechless. He looked around at his broken house, and just plopped down in sadness. Soon Devin was on his way down the road again. We got out of the bushes and made sure Frank was okay. Once he got over his shock, we continued down the road behind Devin.