A Storyjumper in Cartoons...thank Jeff Kinne- uhh, nobody for this idea! This is totally original!

Hello, My name is Elliot Blue Stickman, i'm 13 years old and this is my life, or I at least this is supposed to be the highlights? Wouldn't be much, my life isn't that interesting....

But you might as well stick around, considering you decided to read this book. So why not just read my life? Totally isn't weird at all...

Well Nobody likes me, and I don't blame them either. I sometimes realise what brought me into this world...Oh well, nothing too notable for anyone to even care. 

Yeah...so far my life just sounds depressing. I'd still be shocked if you were still holding this book right now, heck, even be interested in me.

I have the most gender bias little sister you could ever imagine, say hello to Mannie Hefflie Stickman. I know. There's even something up with her name I just can't put my finger on.

She's the least of my problems though, we have outr school athletics Carnival soon, and expect all the sweats to try hard. Believe me, I'm a sweat, but i'm hauled to getting 3rd in the sprints every year, I mean, it's good, but it gets so unsatisfying losing to Shane Hills-Holly and Rickrod Jefferson. 

Seriously, I don't know what it is...now, stop letiing me write myself. I'm too busy enjoying this fire.

What did I tell you? I gotta get away from this spotlight! Come on book author! Stop making entertaining stories out of me?

Hey that was a pretty fast run! Who knew the people behind the forth wall could be so handy? I'm insanely pumped for this carnival!

Soooo....Today is the day of the carnival....and look who just had to show up and make fun of me?

Shane: Hey! What are you staring at? Elliot? This won't get you into the top two man! Get the spotlight out of my face! I don't want to be in your pathetic story!