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Come in headquarters, this is Jar Jar Binks, my ship has crash landed at Porter's Neck, North Carolina, near Wilmington. HELP ME!!!

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OK, Jar Jar we are going to try as hard as we can to get you help... but in the meantime just act normal and speculate in stocks, it's what the people of Earth do.

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CUSTOMS, THIS WAY

HMMM... What are customs??

Customs are what you have to go through when come to some place new, it's pretty much to make sure you don't have anything you shouldn't have.... UHHH DOI!!

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Duties are your legal obligation, meaning, BY LAW YOU HAVE TO do SOMETHING!!

Maybe you didn't understand me, Sign up for the duties or you'll be sorry, trust me some people have refused before, and they were sorry they did!!

What Are duties again?

No, Thank You. I'm fine.

Sign up for your duties.

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Jar Jar, this is Nb003 to Nb552, Can you hear me??

Yes, I hear you...What can I help you with??

We need you to acquire a charter for the new land the town's auctioning off today for our new idea, "EarthBase@pH&2".

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|Place auction bids here please.| \/ \/

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I'm sorry but I need to and I'm Going to... you wouldn't want to be loosing money, would you?

WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?! YOU CAN'T PLACE A BID, YOU'RE A FREAK AND I SAY NO FREAKS ALLOWED!!!!!

Who's that dude, and what's his problem??

That's one of the "Lord Proprietors" ,they basically own the place and HATE freaks like us.

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QUIT-RENT, the annual "tax collection day"

HATE IT!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE HATES IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello my name is Jar Jar Binks and I was wondering, if I could join the General Assembly, because I'm really good at making laws.

SURE WE'D LOVE THAT!!!

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Notice: From now on shipped goods of any sort may only go to England or English Colonies, this will be called the Navigation Acts. All people who ignore this will be punished. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING

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There's a rebellion2 going on, Culpeper's1 to be precise. What do I do?

Stop it and save everyone, be their hero.

(subscript 1 & 2 = order)

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For stopping the rebellion, and saving everyone, we now want you, Jar Jar Binks our governor.

Why thank you, I am VERY honored!