Dionysus was chilling on a beach drinking grape juice in his favorite form, a handsome young man.

When out of nowhere a boat filled with pirates sailed onto the beach. "Arg! Look at this rich man! Lets take him!" the pirate captain said.

The pirates took him aboard thinking they can ransom Dionysus to his rich family. They try to get him to talk but he does not.

Using his godly powers Dionysus unties himself and tries to convince one pirate to bring him back to the island they found him on.

Then the pirate tried to tell his friends but they didn't listen and tied him back to the mast.