Gerald's Acronym Misadventures!

By: Namya Singh, Natalee Kingman, Clarissa Kwan, Emily Wang, and Kathryn Flanigan

G.u.i.n.e.a. P.i.g.!

Prologue

  I am a human, but I am insanely in love with acronyms!!  But today I am telling you about one of my favorite acronyms, g.u.i.n.e.a. p.i.g.!!  It all started when a genius girl named Ellie got her math test back.

Chapter 1: Genius

First, G stands for Genius. I'll tell you how I got the idea.

"OMG! I AM A GENIUS!" Ellie shouted from across the hall when we got our math tests back. I got a 60% and just made it passed the passing grade. She probably got a 100% plus the 2 extra credit. She is always boasting about how rich and smart she is. I just don't get it! If I was that rich I would be going to a school made out of diamonds! And if I was that smart I would ask my teacher to move me into college!

"Great job, Ellie!" Ellie's best friend, Sasha, sneered

making a face at me. That's when I realized that I dropped my test and she was looking right at it! Everyone started to stare at me. I felt like a mouse finding a place to hide from a cat.

Chapter 2: Undercover

I felt so embarrassed! I wanted to go undercover, so I did kind of. I snuck to the back of the room and took a boys’ bathroom pass and sprinted to the hallow stairwell. Until Principal Buttington stopped me by grabbing the hood of my new hoodie. “Gerald!” Mr. Buttington shouted.

“OWWW!” I screeched. That made him let go of me, so I had a chance to run.

“Ahhhhhhh!” I hollered sprinting away.

“GERALD!!!!!” Yelled principal Buttington.”YOU. ARE. IN. BIG. TROUBLE.” Principal But- (You get the point) said with teeth clenched SOOOOOOOOOOOO tight, it would be IMPOSSIBLE to move his jaw.

Chapter 3: I NEED FOOD!

 I was STARVING!! Because First I had no time for breakfast because my sister Jenna, or T.T.T., was chasing me all morning because I  took her phone. Then I finally gave up the phone because I was so tired that I thought that my legs would fall off and that I was so hungry that I thought I was going to die from starvation! And when I was about to make breakfast when...THE BUS CAME!!! What is worse than not eating breakfast????????????!!!  HUH? HUH? TELL ME!!!!

Chapter 4: Not so pleasant surprise

Ok, you know that I am at school, right? Well if you didn’t, now you do. So, I just heard the worst news of my life. So first I was just doing my work when my teacher Miss. Fuzzywuzzy asked me to come to her, so I did. Ellie is my worst enemy and Miss. Fuzzywuzzy  told me, “You are going to be picked up today with Ellie. Okay?” I was devastated. Why would Mom make me go to Ellie's house???!!! Oh, right she was going to a meeting with Dad. And all me and Ellie did was sit on the opposite sides of the room and read a book, and I  hate to read books!!!

Chapter 5: Eleven Toes on her feet

About ten minutes after I got to Ellie’s house, she asked if I wanted anything to drink or eat. Of course I said NO even though I was starving, but I wasn’t going to eat anything that Ellie touched! Ellie probably had the worst type of cooties. After, Ellie decided to take off her socks while we were doing homework TOGETHER!!! Trust me, that was totally not my choice. I glanced at her feet. They were not moldy, or slimey, or even purple!! They looked beautiful!! Other than the fact that on one of her feet, she had SIX TOES!!! I had never seen such thing!! But, I didn’t tell her just in case she started screaming and crying like a big fat baby. Everyone in the class has seen Ellie burst into tears at LEAST 10 times!!!!

Chapter 6: At Ellie's House AGAIN!!

NOOOOOOOOO!!! I am so mad, my mom asked Ellie’s mom if I could go to her house today! So embarrassing! You know how much I hate Ellie.Why would mom do that again?! Well, I guess I am just going to have to deal with it. All we did again was read a book, but this time she asked if I wanted to play with her doll house. So,but then I asked excitedly with big hopeful eyes“Can we melt the Barbie faces off?”. “Absolutely NOT!”  Hollered Ellie..Then she asked me if I wanted to play tag! That’s was my favorite game. So, I couldn’t resist saying yes.We had a great time surprisingly! Kind of my best time with Ellie. I can’t believe I said that! I just got cursed by saying that I actually had a good time with Ellie! This is crazy!!!!!