one time there was some random dude named Santa. Santa Claws. he lived in a sick planet called wait i forgot the name of it. no, seriously, the planet is called, "Wait i forgot the name of it". pretty cool name, am i right? i would love to live there. Santa Claws is actually a cat if you didn't know. here he is:

here he is...?

any time now, Santa, the Audiance is waiting for you...

Santa...

SANTA...!

There he is! the one, the only...

what the heck?! get the dog off the stage!

NOW!!!!!!

Okay, lets try that again. The one, the only...

...?! get that man off the stage!

NOW!!!!!!!

Okay, ONE more time!

THE ONE, THE ONLY...

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't sign up for this.

get me out of here! now!

2 days after that weird guy quit his job

SO, LETS TRY THIS AGAIN WITH THE NEW GUY.

got it, boss. here I go:

the one, the only...

SANTA CLAWS!

sir, the light won't turn on.

what do you mean, it won't turn on? like, you mean it won't turn on?

yup. i've tried 7,345,583,384,394,394,384,110 times.

Here, let me try it.

THERE, I THINK IT WORKS NOW!