QUACK!

Once upon a time A man named Dan went duck hunting he found a good lake he got behind some logs and waited he used his call to call in ducks finally some ducks flew in he aimed his gun and pwe pwe pwe all the ducks flew away he shot two drake mallards so he told his dog to go fetch it.

Fetch.

Dan took the two ducks and decided he was going to cook them so he loaded them up in the back of his truck and headed home with a smile on his face. 

When Dan got home he brought the ducks in the kitchen and put them in some pots and started to cook them  

Dan set out to hunt the famous Gray wolf his buddy Tom had a property in Alaska so Dan set out to Toms hunting stand. when he got there he started calling and waiting. After an hour or so he spotted to Wolves one male one female he shot the male and it dropped "Didn't go twenty"