Fairy dust this way

Once 900 years ago, in a place called MAGIC LAND two people were looking for some fairy dust because they had some caterpillars that they were raising that weren't doing very well. "So we see the sign, do you think we should follow the way it's pointing?" said the lady. "It's just that sometimes you can't trust those signs." The lady added. "We should follow the sign because those signs that don't tell the truth barely even exist." The man said. "Okay." The lady said.

       Fairy dust                         shop.

Once they got there, they had to order a lot of fairy dust! "Honey, do you think we need two boxes of 100% pure fairy dust?" "Well of course we do!" Said the man. "We have a lot of caterpillars that need to be healthy again." "Okay honey." Said the lady. The fairy dust shop was doing a lot of business because a lot of people were having unhealthy caterpillars. "Honey, would you like to save some fairy dust for later use?" Said the lady. "No, because we have a lot of caterpillars and only so much fairy dust." Said the man. "Okay, honey." They left the store and headed home.

Can you see the caterpillars in this picture? Hint: they're

 on the bush.

When the man poured the fairy dust on the caterpillars they returned to health instantly. "Honey, are the caterpillars okay now?" Said the lady. "Why, of course they are!" The man replied. "Okay honey, as long as it works." (Also, if you are wondering, they raise caterpillars because it's fun.) "Honey, would you like to take a walk?" "Okay." Said the man. (And if you are wondering, the man and the woman are married.) 

"Honey why are there so many mosquitos?" Asked the lady. "I heard that there are a lot of ponds down here that mosquitos like." Said the man. "Honey there is a giant snake!" Said the lady. They both ran off from the snake. (Please note that you should actually freeze until the snake leaves.)

When they ran away from the snake they also ran away from the trail. "Why, hello!" Said a woman standing in the doorway of a big house. "Poor, poor lost souls. It's sad to find people who get lost in MAGIC LAND." "Maybe I could give you a home to stay in for a little bit?" "Okay." Both the man and the woman said. "Oh but that will cost you $786.00" "That's okay." The couple said. "Oh, and one box of fairy dust." The woman in the doorway said. "Okay." They replied.

"This is my house." Said the woman they just met. "Here is all of my stuff." Said the woman. "Please, go change into some clean new clothes!" The woman said. So they went upstairs to change their clothes.