CHAPTER 1: THE REBELLION

Once upon a time, the Queen of Orabu was packing up her  clothes for a vacation to Paris, France. She had her Coronation a month ago and had been having parties in the palace ever since. She watched as her servant, Sir. Balbino, put her clothes in the suitcase when all of a sudden there was knock on her bedroom door.

ORABU

Est. 1872

KNOCK! KNOCK!

It was her royal guard, Sir. Gabe Dave Poopmister IV. "What happened!" asked Queen Brooke. "It was terrible," Gabe said, "the chocolate brownie missed!" "Missed what?" she asked. "THE... LOO!" Gabe answered. Queen Brooke just demanded this: "Dave! Clean it up."

Orabu

Est. 1872

KNOCK! KNOCK!

"What did you do now?" asked Queen Brooke.   

"So you know I like missed the toilet, right?"

"Right."

"And I had to pick it up with my bare hands, right?"

"Right."

"And so ,when I went to wash my hands...We ran out of soap."

"Balbino!" she yelled. "Yes ,Your Majesty," he said when he walked into the room. "Go to the store to buy some soap," she commanded. "Yes ma'am," Balbino said as he left to go to the store.

Queen Brooke was amazed to see how many soap bottles Balbino bought. KNOCK! KNOCK! But Queen Brooke said: "Not now!" KNOCK!

 KNOCK! "Not now!" KNOCK! KNOCK! "Not..." Right before Queen Brooke could finish, Gabe barged into the room and said "the peasants are broke and angry and are forming a rebellion outside the palace." "Oh no," Queen Brooke said.

KNOCK!  KNOCK!

KNOCK! KNOCK!

KNOCK! KNOCK!

Outside the palace, Mister Pumpkinhead gave a speech. "Ever since that queen, her servant, and Poopmister IV took power, she has been spending money on parties for weeks while we struggle to work for money, and when we finally ask them for some money they send their dogs to kick us off their property that is why I revolt!" The crowd goes wild.

"Oh, I thought they were tax people, I'll go explain that it was a big misunderstanding," said Gabe. "Why do you have a gun," asked Queen Brooke. "Oh this, I always have it," Gabe explained, "now to confess to the peasants."

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

"What happened," said Queen Brooke. " They saw the gun and thought it was a threat they started throwing giant forks at me so I tried to fire but it don't work right." said Gabe. "First, here is an eyepatch," she said "and second you used the gun wrong, you let them take it, then when they try to shoot, they shoot themselves." "Oh," said Gabe "into battle I go!"

AAAAAHHHHHHH!

"How are you hurt, the gun was suppose to fire backwards," Queen Brooke complains. "Your Majesty, they're peasants, they don't know how to use guns," Balbino explained. "Oh, well I'm tired of this nonsense I'm ending this revolution right here." Brooke says. Now they grab a microphone, go to the top of the tower and to give out the speech to end the revolution.

"Now we have had our battles like you shooting my guard," Queen Brooke begun "but it does not mean we have to settle this violently, my guard just misunderstood who you were, now to forgive you... you all get $5.99!!!!" The crowd goes wild again. Three days later, Pumkinhead surrendered peacefully. And that is the end of Chapter one.

CHAPTER 2: THE EMPIRE

On the outskirts of Orabu, Darth Vader also known as John M. Poopmister, waits for his brother and his brother's friend when he sensed someone sneaking up on him. "Hello!" It was just Emperor Poopitine surprising him. "Ahh!" John screamed on the top of his lungs, "you could have given me a heart attack." "Sorry," Poopitine apologized "just wanted to to say happy birthday to my favorite employee, and I got you something." John opens the card that the emperor gave him. "$3.00, thanks, oh, my rides here see ya!" 

Emperor Poopitine's 

        Oil industry.

"Hey, Gabe," John says once he gets in the car "who's driving with the mouse ears?" "Oh that's Chief Mouse or Mickey Mouse he is a police officer for the Queen," Gabe explains. "Hi Mickey," John says. "He doesn't talk much, but when he does he says something really important." Gabe says. "Happy birthday, to you, happy birthday, to you, happy birthday dear John, happy birthday to you." Mickey sang.

Emperor Poopitine's 

        Oil industry.

"Finally, now that they are gone, I can go over my evil scheme," Poopitine said "First using the oil I have and getting I will become richer than the queen, then second I will use a mind control potion to mind control Vader make him turn the oil workers into soldiers, and last I will use the  money and the soldiers to overwhelm Queen Brooke become king of all Orabu, ha ha ha!"

$

$    $100,001

"Thank you, and here your $1 of Orabuic goods," Poopitine said to the Canadian dude who gave him the Mind Control Potion when all of sudden Chief Mouse got out of the car and yelled "put your hands up!" The Canadian dude ran, and Mickey chased after him. "Who's that guy," John asked Gabe. "He is Jordie Francis, he's known for smuggling illegal drugs into different countries and now it looks like he is trying to rob Emperor Poopitine.

When Poopitine walked into the room where all of John's friends were partying, he waited until no one was looking then jumped on a chair and then poured the mind control potion into his cup and once he drank it. He passed out. "Don't worry, I am a trained doctor," Poopitine said. Then carried John to his bedroom and after a while John woke up. Then Poopitine said, "Now I am UNSTOPPABLE, HA, HA, HA!"

Gabe was hiding waiting for John to come in so they can suprise him when all of a sudden Mickey comes over to where Gabe was hiding and told Gabe to follow him. So, Mickey took him to where he was looking at the security footage from the party and saw Poopitine pouring the mind control potion into John cup. "It's time to end this," Gabe said.