It was October 47th, 1988. Dinosaurcowboyman had just moved to Chicago. It was a new experience for him to live in the big city. He was just a small town dinosaur from the south.

While wandering around the large, intimidating city, Dinosaurcowboyman noticed a friendly looking can of baking soda. He approached the baking soda in the kindest manner.

"Hello," said Dinosaurcowboyman. "I don't have a house, and I'm new here. Is it okay if I live in your house?" Although this would have taken any normal stranger on the street by surprise, the amiable can of baking soda responded calmly:

"Sure! I'm very lonely in my house, nobody comes to visit me. I would love to have you stay!" exclaimed the suddenly very relatable baking soda. So together, the dinosaur and the baking soda walked to Baking Soda's small apartment.

In the next few weeks, Dinosaurcowboyman and Baking Soda became very close friends. They played together, talked together, and loved to watch their favorite television show together. One day, while the dinosaur and the baking soda were talking, there was a knock at the door.

knock

Before either of them could answer, a young gnome burst through the door. Baking Soda's old best friend. He had a very angry look on his face. "You stole my bestie!" shouted the gnome. "I will get revenge on you, strange dinosaur!"