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Once upon a time there was a magical lake next to a farm where a man that lived their used for his crops. Every harvest season the man would bring his full grown crops to the market and would always sell out. His crops were always the biggest, the tallest, the juiciest, and the freshest.

One day at the market a goat named Timmy the Try hard came up to the man and asked him ", how do you have such nice crops."

The Man replied, "From my lake of course. In order to have great crops, you must feed them the purest of water.”  

The next day Timmy went over to the lake and stared at it, and finally bent down on his hooves and took a sip. A couple seconds later mist started to bubble in the middle of the lake and a character started to walk from the middle of the lake to the bank where Timmy stood. The Guy arose out of the water looking at Timmy.  Goat, why do you drink from my magical lake?

I am Poseidon God of Water. The Goat bent down on one Goat leg. It is  pleasure to be at your service.