Have you ever heard of the land Bairn? Why, it’s the land where storks delivering babies is not a myth, a land that is full of children. But most importantly, a land where you never grow up! Don’t believe me? Name 1 reason why you don’t see any adults there. Now, instead of being 18 to live your own life, in Bairn children at the age of 6 can be independant. Did you know that you can never die in Bairn? Yup! You just stop getting older! Bairn is located very far away. Too far for any human to travel

yet, because i know that only people born in Bairn can stop growing however, there have been people nicknamed as “Miracle beings” who have not been born in Bairn but have visited it and still stayed their same age the moment the stepped their foot in.

How are kids born in Bairn? Well. It all starts with a cloud, and a stork. Well MANY clouds and storks. Basically, The cloud creates a baby. Based on the cloud’s mood it decides if the baby will be a boy or a girl. If the cloud is happy and joyful, it creates a girl. If the cloud is feeling energetic and vibrant, it will create a boy. Most of the time, it feels content. Because of this, the clouds ask their fellow plebs. Plebs are mini clouds. 

The plebs tell the cloud what gender the baby should be, and based on that the cloud creates the small neonate. After the cloud is done creating and blowing life into it, The cloud safely bags the baby in a soft blanket and gives it to the stork. The stork carefully delivers the baby to a kid’s house.

After the baby is dropped at some random child’s house, the kid proceeds to take the infant in side the house. For the first week, the child lets the baby stay and then drops the it off to a private teacher. The teacher now raises the infant and teaches it all it needs to know to become rich and successful. After the child turns around 6 the kid is now on it’s own and has to use what he/she learned.